choice bits from boulder

"I'm an epiphyte!"

"Hey Granddad.....(yes?).....Hay is for horses!"

"I was at the playground. Using the digger. Moving some rocks. Then I was done. We came to Nonna's house. The deers were eating her flowers. I have a stick. I say "GO AWAY DEERS! GO TO YOUR HOUSE! GO AWAY DEERS!" and they run away to their house and eat their own flowers."