yes mom

"I know you really want me to learn how to drink from a sippy cup, and I think I'm doing pretty well thank-you-very-much. I've figured out how to get that wet stuff out, and for now I'm happy having it run all out my mouth and into my neck folds and onto the floor. I know it has been hard on you that I won't take a bottle, but seriously, is that the worst thing in the world?"